Similarity between computer and woman?

1) As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
2) No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3) Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
4) The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
5) The message “Bad Command or File Name” is about as informative as
6) “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to
tell you”.
7) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
of your paycheck on accessories for it.

Here few more reasons why computers must be woman:


They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Beauty is only shell deep.

When you ask what’s wrong, they say “nothing”.

Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.

Always turning simple statements into big productions.

Small talk is important.

You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.

They make you take the garbage out.

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

It is always necessary to have a backup.

The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

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