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What is Fastest in the world? Joke of the day

SANTA SINGH from Punjab University and three other guys from Harvard, Yale, MIT all were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all four of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy:
Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought, Because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER:
(Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?

SANTA SINGH:
Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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