Teacher to Santa  ” Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U
have came again..
Santa complained 2 Police : Sir [...]