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		<title>Recession hit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>viju</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recession hit
Morning time in an IT company office:
A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes &#38; every employee gathered outside office. 10 minute passed&#8230;5 more minute passed.
Security Officer: Announcement started, &#8220;Dear Employees &#8211; With melting heart I am [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Morning time in an IT company office:</strong></p>
<p>A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes &amp; every employee gathered outside office. 10 minute passed&#8230;5 more minute passed.</p>
<p><strong>Security Officer:</strong> Announcement started, &#8220;Dear Employees &#8211; With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in <span id="more-259"></span>who-so-ever ID card won&#8217;t work are lay off &amp; all their belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don&#8217;t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands &amp; also to avoid any fight inside office&#8221;. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in &amp; try your luck.</p>
<p><strong>Moral:  Be Careful!!</strong></p>
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		<title>If there is no salary raise this year, what will you do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is no salary raise this year, what will you do?
No  bonus, No salary raise then what will be your reaction?
Something like this?
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<p><strong>No  bonus, No salary raise then what will be your reaction?<br />
Something like this?</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_240" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><img class="size-full wp-image-240" title="jobless" src="http://www.dailyfunonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jobless.jpg" alt="Jobless in recession" width="450" height="426" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Jobless in recession</p></div>
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