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How IT company employees love their Bosses

viju — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:32:27 +0000

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time.

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss”

They’re asking for Rs.1 Crores ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk, taking up a collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?

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“About 1 litre.”

What is Fastest in the world? Joke of the day

viju — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:31:12 +0000

SANTA SINGH from Punjab University and three other guys from Harvard, Yale, MIT all were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all four of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought, Because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

First day of a software engineer in a multi national company – funny

viju — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:16:36 +0000

A software engineer joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee….

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone.

Reason for a divorce

viju — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:15:07 +0000

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice
little home in the middle of the property with a stream
running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,
and so do my husband’s parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied,
“We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please. . .” he tried again,
“is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded,
“about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
“Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied.
“I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does.
He says he can’t communicate with me !!”