Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
You can’t buy love. But you pay heavily for it.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to [...]
Regional Indian Jokes
Tamil Jokes:
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Come – palakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me..
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready….Steady….. PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamani Rangarajan.
Gujju Jokes:
Why does the Gujju go to London ?
To see his Big Ben (Elder sister).
Why did the visitor to [...]
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I [...]
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living.
The first little girl said: “My name is Mary and my Daddy is a postman.”
The next child, a little boy said: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”
And so it went until one [...]
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! [...]
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in [...]
Teacher to Santa ” Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U
have came again..
Santa complained 2 Police : Sir [...]
