A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.
First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan ,
If I can, If I can, If I can.
“Very good”, the teacher said [...]
SANTA SINGH from Punjab University and three other guys from Harvard, Yale, MIT all were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all four of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought, Because thought [...]
1. Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs:
Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man
loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Lecture:
An art of [...]
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN [...]
Once a smart software engineer and his PM were traveling towards Ooty (A beautiful city in India) in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving [...]
Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
“Saints”
But now they are called..
“IT professionals”
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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets [...]
Have u ever been so drunk???
