A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan , If I can, If I can, If I [...]
SANTA SINGH from Punjab University and three other guys from Harvard, Yale, MIT all were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all four of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It’s the [...]
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]
1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have [...]
Once a smart software engineer and his PM were traveling towards Ooty (A beautiful city in India) in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving [...]
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called “Saints” But now they are called.. “IT professionals” ******** Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..! ******** At the beginning of married [...]
Have u ever been so drunk???
