Why I drink? Some funny quotes on drinking

viju — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:15:45 +0000

‘Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’
~ Jack Handy

‘I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day. ‘
~Frank Sinatra

‘When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.’
~ Henny Youngman

‘When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all
get drunk and go to heaven!’
~ Brian O’Rourke

‘Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.’
~ Dave Barry

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~Dave Howell

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Why I drink? Some funny quotes on drinking