Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food , forgot laughter were called
“Saints”
But now they are called..
“IT professionals”
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in [...]
Teacher to Santa ” Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U
have came again..
Santa complained 2 Police : Sir [...]
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that,
I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would [...]
A software engineer joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee….
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing [...]
Once a smart software engineer and his PM were traveling towards Ooty (A beautiful city in India) in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving [...]
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice
little home in the middle of the property with a stream
running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she [...]
