Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

You can’t buy love. But you pay heavily for it.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

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