Teacher to Santa  ” Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U
have came again..

Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV
in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Santa: I was watching TV na..

Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Because SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

Do you know the similarity between “Dinosaurs” & “Decent Girls”
Answer: Both don’t exist on earth !!!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Santa going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme