Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
“Saints”

But now they are called..
“IT professionals”

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

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At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
” If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off”

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Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…
….. Leave them to us