A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
“This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.
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Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.
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Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
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Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
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An excellent statement in news
Forgiving or punishing
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility
James Bond and South Indian guy
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu(South Indian) guy.
Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”
James Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “Bond .. James Bond”
Then Bond asks: “And you?”
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The only chance for India to win Football World Cup:
