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Upcoming CARS in 2010.

All car lovers, good news for you! Here is a complete list of cars going to be launched in India in 2010.

After braving the recession for almost a year, car manufacturing companies from all over the world look more confident than ever and are geared up to launch their premium models in India.

Chevrolet Beat

Price : Rs 3.5 lakh onwards
Engine : 1.2 litre turbocharged
Transmission : 5 Manual
Wheelbase : 2375 mm
Source : Chevrolet

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

Price : Above 1 crore
Engine : 5.7 liters V 12 front engine
Transmission : 6 manual
Wheelbase : 2950 mm
Source : Ferrari

Fiat Bravo

Price : Rs 6-7 lakh
Engine : 1.9 litre multijet
Transmission : 6 speed manual
Wheelbase : 2600 mm
Source : Fiat

Ford Figo

Price : Rs 4 lakh onwards
Engine : 1.2-litre DOHC
Transmission : 5 Manual
Wheelbase : 2486mm
Source : Ford

ford figo

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from   Boyfriend   5.0 to Husband   1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall  system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed.

Reply

Dear Madam,
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Woman’s Resume for the Post of Secretary

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I’m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
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HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
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1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position because I will have to come back to this job. Be prepared for my mood.

2. I will be unable to delete all the unread, emails you send me until I Return from holiday. Please be patient and your e-mail will be deleted In the order it was received.
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The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

” See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful”
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