Most silly questions for an obvious situations

1) In theaters:
When you meet acquaintances/friends.
Silly Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Silly Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia..why don’t you try again.

3) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Silly Question:-  Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Silly Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Silly Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Silly Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout.it’s just the money.

7) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Silly Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Silly Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding.

9) At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Silly Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Silly Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

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