Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.

Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.

Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.


Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

Man:  I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that  are hard to  get!