Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on.

That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to
stop the fight.
But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go
home being friends.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab