Sachin :: Ha …. Airport k liye taxi wahase milegi

(Sachin: Yes, You will get taxi to Airtport from their)

Chal Bhag jaldi….

(Now leave quickly)

Not all Indian can afford those expensive system to control cold in winter season. Here is a classic method to control cold in winter season.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from   Boyfriend   5.0 to Husband   1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall  system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed.

Reply

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new   applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck
Madam!

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The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question”.

The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, “Abraham Lincoln”.

The teacher said, “That’s right Susie. You can go”.

Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’?”

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King”.

The teacher said, “That’s right Mary. You can go”.

Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, “John Kennedy”.

The teacher said, “That’s right Nancy. You can go”.

Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut”.

The teacher asked, “WHO SAID THAT?”

Johnny said, “TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?”

“What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied.

She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,   what is your last name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling………… My name is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . ..”

First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the King, “I brought ten apples”. The king explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up you ass with out any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten. The first apple went in but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second ones arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. The king explained the trial to him. He thought to himself that this should be easy… 1…. 2…. 3…. 4….. 5…. 6…… 7…… 8…. on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven… The first guy asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? Second guy replied: “I couldn’t help it… I saw the third guy coming with pineapples” !!!