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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from   Boyfriend   5.0 to Husband   1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall  system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance [...]

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.

A Software Engineer’s life  – Very Funny picture.

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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless
because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early [...]

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
“What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t [...]

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.
First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So [...]