One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke. We can check the rods.”
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in [...]
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a [...]
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can’t. Waiter : Then does it really matter? Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. [...]
James Bond and South Indian guy On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu(South Indian) guy. Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?” James Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “Bond .. James Bond” Then Bond asks: “And you?”
The only chance for India to win Football World Cup:
