This letter is from ‘Banta Singh’ from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in [...]
Doctor to Mareej: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
He is busy,
Similarity between computer and woman?
1) As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
2) No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3) Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
4) The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
5) The message “Bad [...]
Funny Business logic
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own
bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be
wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float [...]
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