Funny Business logic Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son: “Well, in that case…ok” Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we [...]
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can [...]
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator responded, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the patient’s name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” [...]
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. “What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy. “John,” the new guy replied. She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, [...]
What’s the difference between Google.com & Google.co.in? Check it out by yourself!! Google America (Google.com):
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. [...]
