A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a [...]
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can’t. Waiter : Then does it really matter? Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. [...]
James Bond and South Indian guy On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu(South Indian) guy. Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?” James Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “Bond .. James Bond” Then Bond asks: “And you?”
The only chance for India to win Football World Cup:
This letter is from ‘Banta Singh’ from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but [...]
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
Similarity between computer and woman? 1) As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 2) No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 3) Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 4) The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible [...]
