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Best Holi SMS Messages for 1st March 2010 Holi Festival in India

viju — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:07:06 +0000

Holi – The colors festival of India is on 1st March 2010. Send sms greeting to your loved ones on this holi occasion.

Below you will find all type of holi messages like :
- short and sweet holi sms messages
- holi sms messages in love
- happy holi sms messages
- Hindi holi sms
- holi sms messages in text format
- holi sms messages in English
- holi sms in Hindi shayari

Here is the best Holi sms message collection. Enjoy:
1)
0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.
2)
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
3)
Tyohaar ye rang ka, Tyohaar ye bhang ka,
Masti Mein mast hojao aaj, HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi.
aur Doguna mazaa ha yaar ke sang ka.
Holi Mubarak

4)
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

5)
A true and caring relation
doesn’t hav 2 speak loud,
A soft sms iz enough
2 express your feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun..

6)
Sunehree Dhoop Barsaat kay Baad thodee See Hashi Her Baat kay Baad Ussee Tarah Ho Mubarak
ApKo Yh Naee Subah Kal raat Kay Baad Happy Holi.

7)
Laal, gulabee, neela, peela haathon me liyaa samayt,
Holi kay din rangain gay sajni, kr ky meethi bheynt.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
9)
Just like a red rose dat fills da world with beauty n fragrance
U have made my life so beautyful by being in it.
On Holi, da festival of colorz n joy I wanna say thank u for all da love
n smyles u have brought 2 my life. Happy Holi

Doctor and a crazy Patient

viju — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:49:49 +0000

Doctor to Mareej: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?

Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) :Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k
nai?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri %$%$, to Khola kyon nai.

Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!

Mareej: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

12 Lessons from 3 idiots hindi movie

viju — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:38:46 +0000

1. Never try to be successful , pursue excellence
Success is the byev product & the result
Excellence always creates Successv & it is a process of continual improvement
Never run after successv
Let it happenv automatically in life

2. Freedom to Life- Life is beautiful
Don’t die before the actualv death
Live every moment to the fullest as if today is the last dayv
v Life is gifted to humankind to live
Livev & Live happily towards happiness

3. Passion leads to Excellence
When your hobby becomes your profession ,v the passion becomes your profession
You will be able to lead up tov excellence in life
Satisfaction, Joy, Pleasurev & love will be the outcome of the passion
Following your passion for years , you will surelyv become somebody one day

4. Learning is very simple-Never stop
Be humblev
Teachers do fail,v Learners never fail
Learning is never complicate or difficultv
Learningv is always possible whatever rule you apply

5. Pressure at head
Current education system is developing pressure onv students head
University intelligence is usefulv & making some impact in the life , but it cannot be at the cost of life

6.Life is management of emotions & no optimization of intelligence
v Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life.
You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the pathv of the life.
With artificial intelligence, you can survivev & win but you cannot prove yourself genius.
Therefore, in this process genius dies inv you

7.Necessity is mother ofinvention
Necessity creates pressure and forcesv you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality.
v Aamir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using vacuum pump at the last moment.

8.Simplicity in life
Life is need base never want base. Desires have nov ends.
Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses onv simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’

9.IndustrialLeadership
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing veryv typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly.
This is an example of currentv institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking

10.Love is time & space free
Trust your partnerv
Love is notv time bound and space bound.
It is very well demonstrated in this movie samev love was demonstrated by Krishna and Meera.
Love is border free, time free,v unconditional and space free

11.Importance of words in communication
If communication dies,v everything dies.
Each word has impact and value in communication.v
Onev word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.

12.Mediocrity is penalized
Middle class family or average talent orv average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards.
To be born poor or as anv average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth.
One should notv die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.

VISA Assistant – For those who are eagerly waiting for Onsite Opportunit – Fun

viju — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:42:03 +0000

VISA Assistant – For those who are eagerly waiting for Onsite Opportunit:

Here is how desperate people try to get VISA. They worship god Hanuman to get the VISA.

Here is the a poster in-front of the temple saying “Come worship the god and you will get the VISA. The name of the God is “VISA BABA” meaning ‘god giving visa’.

Just for FUN!!!

3 Idiots Hindi Movie Song Applied to Software Engineers – Just For Fun

viju — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:39:23 +0000

3 Idiots song – Saari umr hum – applied to software engineer – for fun

Saari umr hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein bench do
bench do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some Bench
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
jhoot bolna tho khud
manager ne sikhaya

4.0 feebdback laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
SAP, Asp, C-sharp ka chaala
SAP development-Project ne poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
bench do bench do

Saari umru hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein bench do
bench do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some Bench
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Enjoy cool Funny Hindi Shayaris

viju — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:05:44 +0000

1)
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

2)
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

4)
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
Waah! Waah! Waah! Waah!

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
.

“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

6)
Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai …
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai …
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

7)
do Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : “Aashiq Banaaya Aapne” …
Dono Marr Gaye …

Because Gaana “HIT” Tha …

8 )
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …

Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Love shero shayari [Hindi]

viju — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:23:46 +0000

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

Ever wondered, how would some common English sayings translate in Hindi?

viju — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:45:26 +0000

Ever wondered, how would some common English sayings translate in Hindi?

Have a nice day! —– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up? —– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding! —– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me! —– * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up? —–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! —–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! —-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine! —– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?—– * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? —– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. —- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are…..

How do you do? —– * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch…… * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!….*Chalo bahar latakte hain