When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
Funny Business logic Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son: “Well, in that case…ok” Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can [...]
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator responded, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the patient’s name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” [...]
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. “What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy. “John,” the new guy replied. She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, [...]
Interviewer :Let me check your word Power… Banta :Ok Sir …. Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good. Banta :hmmmm….. Bad Interviewer : Come Banta : Go.. Interviewer : Ugly. Banta : Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? Banta : UGLYYYYYYYYY..
An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few [...]
