1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position because I will have to come back to this job. Be prepared for my mood. 2. I will be unable to delete all the unread, emails you send me until I Return from holiday. [...]
A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a [...]
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can’t. Waiter : Then does it really matter? Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. [...]
James Bond and South Indian guy On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu(South Indian) guy. Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?” James Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “Bond .. James Bond” Then Bond asks: “And you?”
This letter is from ‘Banta Singh’ from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but [...]
Doctor to Mareej: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai. Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor : dawai khali thi kya? Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
