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		<title>How to make funny rhymes &#8211; Nice one</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.
First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan ,
If I can, If I can, If I can.
&#8220;Very good&#8221;, the teacher said [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.</strong></p>
<p>First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.</p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><strong>My name is Dan,<br />
When I grow up to be a man,<br />
I want to go to India and Japan ,<br />
If I can, If I can, If I can.</strong></span></p>
<p>&#8220;Very good&#8221;, the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.</p>
<p><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>My name is Sally,<br />
When I grow up to be a lady,<br />
I want to have a baby<br />
If I can, if I can, if I can.</strong></span></p>
<p>&#8220;That is good Sally,&#8221; the teacher said. &#8220;But maybe one day you will change your mind.&#8221;</p>
<p>Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme:</p>
<p><span id="more-129"></span><span style="color: #ff00ff;"><strong>My name is Glenn,<br />
When I grow up to be a man,<br />
Never mind India and Japan ,<br />
I&#8217;m gonna help Sally with her plan,<br />
I know I can, I can, I can</strong></span></p>
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