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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from   Boyfriend   5.0 to Husband   1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall  system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance [...]

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.

A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty”.
“This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this for [...]

Similarity between computer and woman?
1) As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
2) No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3) Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for
future reference.
4) The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
5) The message “Bad [...]

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be
wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float [...]

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
“Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have [...]