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An excellent statement in news

Forgiving or punishing

the terrorists

is left to God.

But,

fixing their appointment

with God

is our responsibility

James Bond and South Indian guy

James Bond and South Indian guy

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu(South Indian) guy.

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”

James Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “Bond .. James Bond”

Then Bond asks: “And you?”
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The only chance for India to win Football World Cup

The only chance for India to win Football World Cup:

India Football

Football fan

A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty”.

“This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?”
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Thinking Outside of the box

You are driving alone in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

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Email to Bill Gates by Banta

This letter is from ‘Banta Singh’ from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
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Doctor and a crazy Patient

Doctor to Mareej: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
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